White girls vs. Asian girls

[Los2027]

The two groups will be judged according to all the essential

attributes

(qualities and _quantities_) that define *WOMAN*. The group that
has an advantage over the other group will receive one star.
Superior advantage will receive two stars. At the end, the stars
will be tallied up and the winner will be declared. The results
will be definitive, abolishing any further need for debate on this
subject. The winner receives the grand prize of - sense of psychic
superiority.
Well, let's get on with the show.
1. hair
blondes and redheads are always interesting, while brunettes
are boring. Black is always sexy. Texture, different but equally
pleasing. Even though Asian girls have cleaner hair, no one
group has a clear advantage. So no stars to either group.
2. Face
no stars.
3. Breasts.
Most white women have soft saggy breasts with tiny nipples.
Asian women tend to have smaller, firmer breasts than their
counterparts. Oh, and they also have grape sized nipples.
Advantage, Asian women, two stars. **
4. Bodies
White women are too inconsistent in this department.
Advantage, Asian women, one star. *
5. Clothing
Too many white women just don't give a shit, (which is a good
quality if it's intentional). while some Asian women can be a bit de
classe.
One star to Asian women, in a squeker. *
6. Legs
White women tend to be a bit taller but Asian legs are slightly
vetter shaped. Since white women's legs look just a little bit

better

in clothing than Asian women's legs, I'll give the advantage
to white women, one star. *
7. Hair.
White women are just too damn hairy. I mean, some of these
women shave in the morning and have a jungle on their legs by noon.
Big advantage to Asian women here., Two stars **
8. Smell.
It's just impossible to go down on a white woman after going
down on an Asian woman. White women's smell ranges from disgusting
to the unspeakable, while Asian women range from scentless to
aromatic. Advantage,. Asian women, two stars **
9. Sex.
Girls will be girls. They're all too damn horny nowadays.
White girls can be a bit unimaginative but are slightly better
at the act. Asian women are far more creative, but maybe a bit
too crazy at times. No stars.
10. Intelligence
no stars. (equally dumb, or equally brilliant?)
11. Sex appeal.
no stars, unless you have Asian fetish.
12. Personality
This is a difficult one. Hick white girls are sweet but
naive. Plenty of suburban Asian women the same way. Hmm, well,
Asian women do tend to be cattier, more ruthless, and meaner
than their counterparts. Not that being catty, ruthless, and mean
are necessarily bad qualities, but they go overboard, especially
when it comes to their girlfriends. What breaks them is that
they have this uncanny ability at inducing anxiety and a sense of
loss in a man. White women are simply nice, that is, petty,

innocuous,

and unoriginal. Since white women are so behind, I'll give them a

star.

*
13. Intangibles.
Since I'm Chinese, I have to give this one to Asian women,
especially Chinese women. I mean, it's so nice to be able to speak
Chinese( I want to tse shee fan), eat real Chinese food (I'll have

five

orders of pot stickers), and tell Chinese-American stories (yeah,

your

mother locked you at home and made you study calculus the summer

before

your 6th grade too?) with your Other. And there's just something

about

being with an Asian women that makes you feel comfy and at home (it's
all that anxiety and sense of loss - reminds you of the summer before

6th

grade). Oh, and Chinese women tend to be more cosmopolitan (this

should

go under personality). I mean, ever try to take a white girl in

Chicago

out for Sushi? (New York white women don't count). Anyway, the only
good thing about going out with a white woman is that you can show

her

off to the public (assuming she's hot), with the intention of taking
revenge at white men and to show people in general what a man you

are.

But that just isn't worth the guilt we Asian men feel (or should

feel)

when we pass by an Asian woman while walking with our white prize.
So, ten stars if I could, but two big stars for Asian women.
Well, it looks like Asian women win by a landslide. So big, that
I'm not going to bother counting.
Disclaimer: Don't take this too seriously. It's a joke.
--

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[Los2027]

The two groups will be judged according to all the essential

attributes

(qualities and _quantities_) that define *WOMAN*. The group that
has an advantage over the other group will receive one star.
Superior advantage will receive two stars. At the end, the stars
will be tallied up and the winner will be declared. The results
will be definitive, abolishing any further need for debate on this
subject. The winner receives the grand prize of - sense of psychic
superiority.
Well, let's get on with the show.
1. hair
blondes and redheads are always interesting, while brunettes
are boring. Black is always sexy. Texture, different but equally
pleasing. Even though Asian girls have cleaner hair, no one
group has a clear advantage. So no stars to either group.
2. Face
no stars.
3. Breasts.
Most white women have soft saggy breasts with tiny nipples.
Asian women tend to have smaller, firmer breasts than their
counterparts. Oh, and they also have grape sized nipples.
Advantage, Asian women, two stars. **
4. Bodies
White women are too inconsistent in this department.
Advantage, Asian women, one star. *
5. Clothing
Too many white women just don't give a shit, (which is a good
quality if it's intentional). while some Asian women can be a bit de
classe.
One star to Asian women, in a squeker. *
6. Legs
White women tend to be a bit taller but Asian legs are slightly
vetter shaped. Since white women's legs look just a little bit

better

in clothing than Asian women's legs, I'll give the advantage
to white women, one star. *
7. Hair.
White women are just too damn hairy. I mean, some of these
women shave in the morning and have a jungle on their legs by noon.
Big advantage to Asian women here., Two stars **
8. Smell.
It's just impossible to go down on a white woman after going
down on an Asian woman. White women's smell ranges from disgusting
to the unspeakable, while Asian women range from scentless to
aromatic. Advantage,. Asian women, two stars **
9. Sex.
Girls will be girls. They're all too damn horny nowadays.
White girls can be a bit unimaginative but are slightly better
at the act. Asian women are far more creative, but maybe a bit
too crazy at times. No stars.
10. Intelligence
no stars. (equally dumb, or equally brilliant?)
11. Sex appeal.
no stars, unless you have Asian fetish.
12. Personality
This is a difficult one. Hick white girls are sweet but
naive. Plenty of suburban Asian women the same way. Hmm, well,
Asian women do tend to be cattier, more ruthless, and meaner
than their counterparts. Not that being catty, ruthless, and mean
are necessarily bad qualities, but they go overboard, especially
when it comes to their girlfriends. What breaks them is that
they have this uncanny ability at inducing anxiety and a sense of
loss in a man. White women are simply nice, that is, petty,

innocuous,

and unoriginal. Since white women are so behind, I'll give them a

star.

*
13. Intangibles.
Since I'm Chinese, I have to give this one to Asian women,
especially Chinese women. I mean, it's so nice to be able to speak
Chinese( I want to tse shee fan), eat real Chinese food (I'll have

five

orders of pot stickers), and tell Chinese-American stories (yeah,

your

mother locked you at home and made you study calculus the summer

before

your 6th grade too?) with your Other. And there's just something

about

being with an Asian women that makes you feel comfy and at home (it's
all that anxiety and sense of loss - reminds you of the summer before

6th

grade). Oh, and Chinese women tend to be more cosmopolitan (this

should

go under personality). I mean, ever try to take a white girl in

Chicago

out for Sushi? (New York white women don't count). Anyway, the only
good thing about going out with a white woman is that you can show

her

off to the public (assuming she's hot), with the intention of taking
revenge at white men and to show people in general what a man you

are.

But that just isn't worth the guilt we Asian men feel (or should

feel)

when we pass by an Asian woman while walking with our white prize.
So, ten stars if I could, but two big stars for Asian women.
Well, it looks like Asian women win by a landslide. So big, that
I'm not going to bother counting.
Disclaimer: Don't take this too seriously. It's a joke.
--

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[Kaan Ediz]

"Disclaimer: Don't take this too seriously. It's a joke."

Thats a long, thoroughly thought joke pal

The two groups will be judged according to all the essential attributes
(qualities and _quantities_) that define *WOMAN*. The group that
has an advantage over the other group will receive one star.
Superior advantage will receive two stars. At the end, the stars
will be tallied up and the winner will be declared. The results
will be definitive, abolishing any further need for debate on this
subject. The winner receives the grand prize of - sense of psychic
superiority.
Well, let's get on with the show.
1. hair
blondes and redheads are always interesting, while brunettes
are boring. Black is always sexy. Texture, different but equally
pleasing. Even though Asian girls have cleaner hair, no one
group has a clear advantage. So no stars to either group.
2. Face
no stars.
3. Breasts.
Most white women have soft saggy breasts with tiny nipples.
Asian women tend to have smaller, firmer breasts than their
counterparts. Oh, and they also have grape sized nipples.
Advantage, Asian women, two stars. **
4. Bodies
White women are too inconsistent in this department.
Advantage, Asian women, one star. *
5. Clothing
Too many white women just don't give a shit, (which is a good
quality if it's intentional). while some Asian women can be a bit de
classe.
One star to Asian women, in a squeker. *
6. Legs
White women tend to be a bit taller but Asian legs are slightly
vetter shaped. Since white women's legs look just a little bit better
in clothing than Asian women's legs, I'll give the advantage
to white women, one star. *
7. Hair.
White women are just too damn hairy. I mean, some of these
women shave in the morning and have a jungle on their legs by noon.
Big advantage to Asian women here., Two stars **
8. Smell.
It's just impossible to go down on a white woman after going
down on an Asian woman. White women's smell ranges from disgusting
to the unspeakable, while Asian women range from scentless to
aromatic. Advantage,. Asian women, two stars **
9. Sex.
Girls will be girls. They're all too damn horny nowadays.
White girls can be a bit unimaginative but are slightly better
at the act. Asian women are far more creative, but maybe a bit
too crazy at times. No stars.
10. Intelligence
no stars. (equally dumb, or equally brilliant?)
11. Sex appeal.
no stars, unless you have Asian fetish.
12. Personality
This is a difficult one. Hick white girls are sweet but
naive. Plenty of suburban Asian women the same way. Hmm, well,
Asian women do tend to be cattier, more ruthless, and meaner
than their counterparts. Not that being catty, ruthless, and mean
are necessarily bad qualities, but they go overboard, especially
when it comes to their girlfriends. What breaks them is that
they have this uncanny ability at inducing anxiety and a sense of
loss in a man. White women are simply nice, that is, petty, innocuous,
and unoriginal. Since white women are so behind, I'll give them a star.
*
13. Intangibles.
Since I'm Chinese, I have to give this one to Asian women,
especially Chinese women. I mean, it's so nice to be able to speak
Chinese( I want to tse shee fan), eat real Chinese food (I'll have five
orders of pot stickers), and tell Chinese-American stories (yeah, your
mother locked you at home and made you study calculus the summer before
your 6th grade too?) with your Other. And there's just something about
being with an Asian women that makes you feel comfy and at home (it's
all that anxiety and sense of loss - reminds you of the summer before 6th
grade). Oh, and Chinese women tend to be more cosmopolitan (this should
go under personality). I mean, ever try to take a white girl in Chicago
out for Sushi? (New York white women don't count). Anyway, the only
good thing about going out with a white woman is that you can show her
off to the public (assuming she's hot), with the intention of taking
revenge at white men and to show people in general what a man you are.
But that just isn't worth the guilt we Asian men feel (or should feel)
when we pass by an Asian woman while walking with our white prize.
So, ten stars if I could, but two big stars for Asian women.
Well, it looks like Asian women win by a landslide. So big, that
I'm not going to bother counting.
Disclaimer: Don't take this too seriously. It's a joke.
--
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