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sing the popular "ching chong chinaman" song!
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baby squirrel
2005-09-11 10:09:35 UTC
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In 1917, a ragtime piano song entitled "Ching Chong" was co-written by
Ted Baxter and Max Kortlander. Its lyrics are listed below for your
enlightenment about US history. To read more about it, see
Wilkpedia.com

Way out in old San Fran, there is a Chinaman
Who's known for miles around;
Wonderful place he keeps, down where he eats and sleeps,
Way underneath the ground!
Each night the festive chinks come there to wink and blink,
And dream away the hours.
They sing this funny song while they are borne along
On beds of poppy flow'rs:
"Ching, Chong, Oh Mister Ching Chong,
You are the king of Chinatown.
Ching Chong, I love your sing-song,
When you have turned the lights all down;
Ching Chong, just let me swing long,
Through the realms of Drowsy Land;
Dreaming while stars are beaming,
Oh Mister Ching Chong, sing-song man."
When you're in Frisco Town don't fail to drop around
And see this Ching Chong man.
Wonderful things you'll learn down where the torches burn,
He'll show you all he can.
Then when the time is ripe he'll fill your little pipe
And then a light he'll bring.
Gently you'll float away far out on Slumber Bay,
And softly you will sing:
"Ching Chong, Oh Mister Ching Chong,
You are the king of Chinatown.
Ching Chong, I love your sing-song,
When you have turned the lights all down;
Ching Chong, just let me swing long,
Through the realms of Drowsy Land;
Dreaming while stars are beaming,
Oh Mister Ching Chong, sing-song man."
Sometimes "ching chong" is combined with another anti-Chinese slur,
that of "Chinaman;" the combination is often used in nursery-style
rhymes, such as:

Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a fence,
Trying to make a dollar out of fifteen cents.
Along came a choo-choo train,
Knocked him in the cuckoo-brain,
And that was the end of the fifteen cents.
z***@hotmail.com
2005-09-11 16:04:20 UTC
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ching chong china man working on the rail along comes a cowboy and
chopped off his pony tail.

the early generation are so racist kkk bunch

anyone said thanks to the chinaman who made the railroad across usa
don't know if plack folks did some railroad too.

recall a advert of black servants with trays giving breakfast at a
station. they are shown typical big lips and small figures while the
whites are drawn twice with authority. 1920's
Komin
2005-09-11 16:49:05 UTC
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how about the Santa Fe fast food joint ?

where you can find Whites only , with their joints .
baby squirrel
2005-09-11 18:45:18 UTC
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people in this group who stereotype blacks are just as racist and
ignorant as those who sing the ching chong song.
Mr. Snoopy
2005-09-11 18:47:06 UTC
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people in this group who stereotype blacks are just as racist and
ignorant as those who sing the ching chong song.
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Mr. Snoopy
2005-09-11 18:48:55 UTC
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Yo sup G..

Sheeit we goin to gets sum white pussy at da superdome and dey new color TV
from Walmart..

Yo nos what Iz be talkin bout mah man.

Word up on dat
Post by baby squirrel
people in this group who stereotype blacks are just as racist and
ignorant as those who sing the ching chong song.
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baby squirrel
2005-09-12 04:18:29 UTC
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ching chong ching!
z***@hotmail.com
2005-09-11 19:13:06 UTC
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you re encarnated again? what next's next a shark maybe an albino
gorrilla.

mark you chamillion
Komin
2005-09-12 06:15:27 UTC
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in East Africa , the Blacks call the Chinese as Zing Zong .

especially in Zimbabwee .
Zimbabee exports lots of minerals , for Chinese FAW trucks .

Chinese shall train the Zimbabaee prison officer s.

Zing Zong has given the Zimbabee airforce K-7 jet fighter trainers , K
= karakorum = Kashmire mountain .
Zing Zong has given the Zimbabaee airline 2 turbojet passenger planes
of 60 seater s.

Zimbabaee are looking east to China for aids.

So when Blacks sing Zing Zong songs , the Zimbabees get lots of good
stuff from China .
shark finn soup
2005-09-12 07:50:38 UTC
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Post by z***@hotmail.com
you re encarnated again? what next's next a shark maybe an albino
gorrilla.
you so sing song, ching chong.
Komin
2005-09-12 08:08:30 UTC
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ZIN ZON Chinese is giving the Zimbabee-s FAW medium heavy trucks in
exchange for
Zimbabee' s minerals .
Cheap prices from FAW in exchange for cheap minerals from Zimbabee.

the Blacks in Zimbabee complaint that the FAW trucks are of low quality
, because of their low Cheap prices .

ZING ZONG Chinese is also building Hydro-Electric dam and power station
inside Zimbabaee.
shark finn soup
2005-09-12 12:00:42 UTC
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Sing song sell to africans, but
White man will never buy inferior ching chong trolley trucks.
Komin
2005-09-12 13:39:55 UTC
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White men are buying Chinese made Land-wind brand SUV trucks in Europe
.
shark finn soup
2005-09-12 19:53:25 UTC
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europeans are not true whites. only white americans from the northeast
and the privilege class in england are true white men, and we will
never by colored products from sing song land.
z***@hotmail.com
2005-09-12 17:39:46 UTC
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komin you pakanese it 'zimbabwe' unless that how the local say it. then
it okay.
z***@hotmail.com
2005-09-12 17:53:19 UTC
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sorry to disapoint you not ching or chong

but sharp fin soup taste quite nice. got invited to an oriental
wedding.

came across an usual name of ching chong food out. it call 'mae fat
hou'

it's funny from a western word. another one is 'long dong' not sure
whether it's cantonese or vietnamese.

markdemer you keep changing you screen names so many times you might
end up chatting/playing with yourself
Komin
2005-09-12 19:59:25 UTC
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Zinx ,
if they can make industrial output ,
they will be called Zimbabawee ,
now since they cannot make industrial output , they are called Zimbaby
= Zimbabee.
shark finn soup
2005-09-12 20:15:50 UTC
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yeah, that's right. sell them stuff and make fun of them behind their
back. typical
sing song chinaman behavior.
Komin
2005-09-12 21:35:56 UTC
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fake Shark Finn,

this world is a utility world , either you use them , or you are being
used ,

Zimbabee is good for China ,
and China is good for Zimbabee.
what do do you want , this is a win-win situation for both Zimbabee and
for Chinese .

you scratch his back ,he scratches your back , this is good for both
parties.

I think the Zimbabees are looking for a new railway line to the sea
coast .
shark finn soup
2005-09-12 22:22:48 UTC
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china and zimbabee are palying with minor toys in the littel kids
table.

when is china going to graduate to eat shark finn at the adult table?
shark finn soup
2005-09-13 05:47:37 UTC
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difference between china and USA:

china: cultural revolution
USA: sexual revolution

which do you prefer?
Komin
2005-09-13 11:42:32 UTC
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Shark Finn , are you American ?

Chinese don ' t have the money to eat Shark Fin all the time .
who wants to be at adult table , people at adult table are waiting to
die .
shark finn soup
2005-09-13 13:48:35 UTC
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that's the spirit, you loser. no wonder your country is wretchedly
backwards.
z***@hotmail.com
2005-09-13 17:44:35 UTC
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okaaaay

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